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if you love someone

Old Sayings..... 
If you love someone, set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.... 

The New Versions..... 

Pessimist:
If you love someone, set her free... 
If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was 

Optimist:
If you love someone, set her free... 
Don't worry, she will come back. 

Suspicious:
 If you love someone, set her free...
 If she ever comes back, ask her why. 

Impatient:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her. 

Patient:
 If you love someone, set her free...
 If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back... 

Playful:
 If you love someone, set her free...
 *If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat * 

Animal-Rights Activist: 
If you love someone, set her free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! 

Lawyers: 
If you love someone, set her free,
 Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that... 

Bill Gates:
If you love someone, set her free...
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade. 

Biologist:
If you love someone, set her free, She'll evolve. 

Statisticians: 
If you love someone, set her free...
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high. If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. 

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone, set her free, SHE'LL BE BACK! 

Over possessive person:
If you love someone don't set her free. 

HR specialist:
If you love someone set her free by offering her VRS and other benefits. Then out source her. 

MBA: 
If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously 

Psychologist: 
If you love someone set her free
 If she comes back her super ego is dominant If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme If her doesn’t go, she must be crazy. 

Somnambulist:
If you love someone set her free..
If she comes back it's a nightmare If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. 

Rhett Butler (Gone With the Wind):
If you love someone set YOURSELF FREE
 If she asks you why say you don't give a damn. 

ERP functional expert:
If you love someone set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn’t,
carry out a gap-fit analysis 

Finance expert:
If you love someone set her free..
If she comes back it’s time to look fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone badly. 

Marketing Expert:
If you love someone set her free...
If she comes back she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets. 



So, which one are you??

buatmu sahabatku..



SAHABAT
Kaulah sahabatku,Kaulah temanku,
Kaulah inspirasiku,Kaulah segalanya.

Sahabat,
Kaulah tempatku mengadu,
Kaulah tempatku bermanja
Aku mempercayaimu
Sepenuh hatiku
Selagi hubungan persahabatan
Antara kita terjalin erat.

Namun,
Itu janji kita dahulu,
Tapi sekarang,
Semuanya menjadi kaca yang berderai,
Janji manismu tidak kau kotakan,
Menjadi racun berbisa,
Biarlah aku pasrah,
Dengan takdir.

“Selamat tinggal sahabatku”
Ucapan yang paling dibenci
Aku ucapkan untukmu,
Namun,
Ini yang terpaksa aku lakukan..

wahai jpa...='=

topik yg plg hangt di fak mngu nie ialah
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msti tertnya2 kan??
hahaha...
tp klu kat fak akaun ni 
common topic la tu
nk taw pe dia..?ha pe ag JPA la..
soklan plg hangt bla jmpa ngn kwn2
trtgk atm, bla pusing2 kat dc tu n mcm2 ag la..

bla abeh kls dlm perjalanan 
nk balik ke teratak MELATi
asal nmpaknya je ***k msti terkeluar
'eh,eh..rmainya ore kat atm tu..dah de isi ke??' ^^
hahaha..
tp bla g cucuk
atm tu bg kertas...
maaf,baki anda kepis!
waduh2..kna bercatulah nak berbelanja cmni..
dah nk smpai tahap kering kontang dah ni..

yg ni plak bla tertgk something yg menarik kat dc tu..
'wah..comeylnya beg tu..
w0w,lawanya!..
eh,sdapnya. lme xmkan..'
tapiiiiiiiiiii
blh tgk jela..blh tringin je.nk beli fulusnya enggak byk..
tu pun mmpu utk mkn jer..
nk taw ag..ktorg xnaik bas rapid dah..
nk g kls kna la tnggu bas B @ D
cut cost la ktakan..hahaha

haa..tetiba tringt sal kes pg td n gak semalam
arini blh dikatakan lif kat fak dah nazak sgt
ini kisahnya..
lps turun bas kat bustop seroja 
kami 5 sekawan brjalan munuju ke menara SAAS ngn harapan dpt la naik lif pg ni
dlm bersemangat nk sampai level1 tu..
owh..snyinya kat bawah ni..hrp2 lif ok..
heheehe dah penat kna panjat tngga je..
oh no!! bla kami smpai..
3 3 lif xleh guna.nsib la labu kna pnjat tnga..
oleh sbb petrol xcukup kami pun menuju ke kafe mncari makanan
siap mmbeli kami pun menuju nk daki tangga
bla toleh..eh2,lif dah ok la.
pnya la hepi kami sume..bla lif trbuka ja..berebut la nk masuk
tp yg syoknya tekan pnya tekan..pntu lif tu xtertutup pun..
ohhh...dgn kecewanya kna kuar balik n terPAKSA pnjt tangga..
huhuhu
blh kurus la mcm ni..bkn ckit taw kna daki tu..smpai level 10 yer..
mnggu lps2 pun sma gak
balik cuti ni kna timbang berat nih..wondering how much i'll loss my weight
everyday exercise..hahaha

ok la..sy nk tdo la..udah fening2 kpla nih..tu pun dah byk mrapu..
yg xfhm tu wat fhm jela..heheehe
^-^
zzzzZZZZZzzzzzzz

sbg ingtan..;-)

part 4 @ uitm

salam..maafla..lama sgt dah x update blog ini..
start je sem baru ni..hidup terus jer busy ngn kehidupan sbg mahasiswa..
biasa la kan..
nk online selalu pun xde broadband..
actually dok server broadband baru yg lbih murah n x bermasalah..
erm,sem ni kelas smpai ptg stiap hari
kecuali ari jumaat la..
huh..letih kowt..
pg kelas pg then balik bilik ptg..
bertapa la kat fak tu siang hari..
rsanya sem ni nk brjln cam sem los xdpt la..
assgnment pun byk menanti..
hujung mnggu ni pun da modul..
2 hari turut2 plak tu..
dr pg2 abih pkl 6.15
dah terbayang keletihan nti..
ok la..stkat tu jer cerita ku..
nti akn bersambung....